I'm three...do you think I decided to go to Discovery School of Dance or Parks and Rec to sign myself up for horizon broadening activities? No, I'll tell you how it works: I mind my own business (sortof) and then my Mom gets the bright idea that at sub-three y.o. I need to be on the road to a life of extra curricular activities. She sweet-talks the directors into letting me in, even though I am too young and then...surprise-it doesn't work out like she anticipated! You can take me to the Elsinore or put me with the houligans on Sprague field but you can't make me love it...peace out.